December 2011
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awkward txt to get while eating dinner with the...
Piran: Hey bro i got a big, big problem here it is .my girlfriend does not give me orgasms anytime we have sex
Me: Damn................
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I feel sick....
I ate way to much food this weekend. But when theres my moms sweet potato pound cake, sweet potato pie, regular sweet potatoes, and a table full other amazing homecooked meals. Who can blame me for over doing it?
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Just got another new camera christmas!!!! I think im gonna end up having a huge collection of these things soon enough and be able to go down the line and see the technological advance from year to year.
advances from my previous one to the new= more memory, smaller size, better quality, and its so much more convenient.
Thanks Dad!
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Wake up this morning to an amazing smell....
Christmas breakfast was already ready, but my mom was making the dinner at the same time and all i could smell were her famous crack potatoes (candied yams) and a turkey. Not trusting my nose i bolted from my bed and into the kitchen only to find out that i was right, but my dad ate all the bacon.
and apparently either i wasn’t the only drinking last night or my mom really thinks i look...
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The Rain caught me off guard while i was out...
got hyped for some graff tonight. An hour in and it starts pouring. Come on mother nature, can i get a break please?
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I find breaking the law to create something that is completely my own the most...
– JANKY
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the allure of breaking the law, will always be too much for me to ever ignore.
– SHOCK
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I am fucking done...
I am completely fed up with all the bullshit. I am the only one in this house who does anything productive and keeps the place clean. but somehow that just makes me the target of everyones anger and frustration. Then they wonder why im never at home and when i am i dont spend time with them. ask yourself dumbass. Would you want to hang around yourself when all you do is bitch and complain every...
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more advice from forrest...
Forrest: stoner tip #5= Cook your family a Christmas dinner, and put nutella over everything!
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Hitler: I killed 20 million poeple & caused a holocaust on the Jewish population.
Devil: Good, good. Sit to my right.
Bieber: I poisned the world of music with my little faggy voice that irritates every normal person in the world.
Devil: You're such a asshole. Well done, sit to my left. *Looks at dubstep*
& why are you here?
Dubstep: Get off my throne bitch
finally...
Finally decided on the tatoo im getting on my birthday. Gonna sketch out an idea of my own first and see if my guy can’t it better and add some more individualism of his own into it. will upload the sketch
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I feel like such a stubborn jackass. i never should have said that.
don’t know whats wrong with me. Can we just pretend that never happened?
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Poca-Wonder: Witch Slaya is the blood in your... →
pocawonder:
Witch Slaya is the blood in your veins Witch Slaya is the air in your lungs Witch Slaya is the pep in your step Witch Slaya is your favorite color- highly saturated, dipped into your favorite song and injected into your blood with a syringe made of chocolate covered ecstasy. Witch Slaya is …
convo between me and forrest
Forrest: "Douchebag tip #28 Re-elect Obama"
Janky: "I'm gonna represent a lot of black people and say: FUCK YOU!"
Forrest: "Its okay though, I'm re-electing the cunt"
Janky: "ima represent a lot of black people here and say "we gon find u nigga"
Forrest: "Its futile all us white boys look the same"
Janky: "well then say hello to WRW 1."
Steve: "No!"
Janky: "Yes. This is the start of World Race War one"
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lost track
thought id paste up some 20 leftovers pastes from Friday tonight…got about 6 in and ran into chuck by the cliff, then realized it was two hours later and im high….got to keep my priorities in check